<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556</id><updated>2011-04-21T18:18:25.105-04:00</updated><title type='text'>al borde de un ataque</title><subtitle type='html'>some stuff goin' on ovah here...</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>56</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-4550262180518425851</id><published>2007-09-29T13:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-29T13:33:35.196-04:00</updated><title type='text'>meaty</title><summary type='text'>Interesting graphic of a ground beef recall news headline...hmmm...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/4550262180518425851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=4550262180518425851&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/4550262180518425851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/4550262180518425851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2007/09/meaty.html' title='meaty'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_0jEo0R4r-_Y/Rv6MO7o1AZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/gbM4eh0kqII/s72-c/1562437.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-2072904733750720563</id><published>2007-07-12T12:03:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-12T12:10:24.144-04:00</updated><title type='text'>leftover turkey w/ attitude(s)</title><summary type='text'>Gosh, growing up gay in the midwest really left me with few outlets for entertainment - one being Attitudes on Lifetime. The opener for this show was how to use leftover turkey, but I used to like it when they'd do fashion shows, cause then I'd have an excuse to go to my mom's closet and try on all her (overly) shoulder-padded dresses and gold and silver high heel shoes. Let's just say it was a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/2072904733750720563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=2072904733750720563&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/2072904733750720563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/2072904733750720563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2007/07/leftover-turkey-w-attitudes.html' title='leftover turkey w/ attitude(s)'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-1955323462522692029</id><published>2007-06-27T12:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-27T12:27:28.523-04:00</updated><title type='text'>nessun dorma</title><summary type='text'>Nessun Dorma is one of the best arias ever...my friend chris sent me this link which illustrates just how powerful the song is.  Of course, more than half the people in the audience have no idea what the tenor is singing, so I've listed the lyrics (via wikipedia) in italian along with the english translation.  Enjoy! (p.s., I don't watch tv, so I've no idea what this show is about)Il principe </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/1955323462522692029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=1955323462522692029&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/1955323462522692029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/1955323462522692029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2007/06/nessun-dorma.html' title='nessun dorma'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-8453305136670994939</id><published>2007-06-15T19:24:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-15T19:25:46.581-04:00</updated><title type='text'>living with an italian, part due</title><summary type='text'>How stupid of me to completely forget about Ms. Heather Parisi...the Italian/American superstar (who never made it big here).....here she is doing Disco Bambina!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/8453305136670994939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=8453305136670994939&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/8453305136670994939'/><link rel='self' 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href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/2635417241592755726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=2635417241592755726&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/2635417241592755726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/2635417241592755726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2007/06/living-with-italian.html' title='living with an italian'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-2603500002971987757</id><published>2007-06-03T20:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-03T20:21:00.845-04:00</updated><title type='text'>belgium</title><summary type='text'>so this pretty much sums up my trip to Belgium;)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/2603500002971987757/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=2603500002971987757&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/2603500002971987757'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/2603500002971987757'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2007/06/belgium.html' title='belgium'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-5170872903381577452</id><published>2007-04-13T16:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-13T16:54:42.197-04:00</updated><title type='text'>habeena habeena</title><summary type='text'>I love this lil' gem of a video...Farid El Atrache knows how to woo 'em in...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/5170872903381577452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=5170872903381577452&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/5170872903381577452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/5170872903381577452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2007/04/habeena-habeena.html' title='habeena habeena'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-2963441612039641705</id><published>2007-04-09T12:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T12:58:42.097-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>No, I'm not having a nervous breakdown...just think this is cute...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/2963441612039641705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=2963441612039641705&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/2963441612039641705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/2963441612039641705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2007/04/no-im-not-having-nervous-breakdown.html' title=''/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-870041759855005107</id><published>2007-04-06T10:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-06T10:24:43.843-04:00</updated><title type='text'>twee vaders</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/870041759855005107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=870041759855005107&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/870041759855005107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/870041759855005107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2007/04/twee-vaders.html' title='twee vaders'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-5316739760458047416</id><published>2007-03-18T13:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-18T13:10:45.357-04:00</updated><title type='text'>ah, amy</title><summary type='text'>amy winehouse kinda reminds me of the chicas from back in the day...'cept her bangs aren't as big...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/5316739760458047416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=5316739760458047416&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/5316739760458047416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/5316739760458047416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2007/03/ah-amy.html' title='ah, amy'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-116961130411317928</id><published>2007-01-23T23:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-23T23:01:44.120-05:00</updated><title type='text'>busy boy</title><summary type='text'>  well, where does one begin?  too much to tell at this point, but the pic above pretty much says it all.    </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/116961130411317928/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=116961130411317928&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/116961130411317928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/116961130411317928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2007/01/busy-boy.html' title='busy boy'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-115938529440371965</id><published>2006-09-27T15:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-27T15:28:14.426-04:00</updated><title type='text'>"little superstar"</title><summary type='text'>wha? </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/115938529440371965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=115938529440371965&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115938529440371965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115938529440371965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/09/little-superstar.html' title='&quot;little superstar&quot;'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-115931430634409828</id><published>2006-09-26T19:21:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-26T22:04:27.333-04:00</updated><title type='text'>verano</title><summary type='text'>There was firedancing on the 4th...There was KS in July...There was Bear Mountain with the Rockefeller Kids...There was Nina's old church in Hartford...and then there was this lil' baby... </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/115931430634409828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=115931430634409828&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115931430634409828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115931430634409828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/09/verano.html' title='verano'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-115223232360007549</id><published>2006-07-06T20:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-06T20:38:07.316-04:00</updated><title type='text'>fire island</title><summary type='text'>         I hung out with the eastern european crowd this past weekend out at Robert Moses State Park @ the western tip of Fire Island. Quite a contrast to the following day's outing to Coney Island...as you can see the beach was not packed at all considering the holiday weekend.I love the fact that one can go from dirt &amp; grime to something so serene as this beach in about an hour's time...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/115223232360007549/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=115223232360007549&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115223232360007549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115223232360007549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/07/fire-island.html' title='fire island'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-115215259731822890</id><published>2006-07-05T22:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-05T22:23:17.333-04:00</updated><title type='text'>revolutions</title><summary type='text'>The Statue of Liberty, Ellis Island, the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, Women's Suffrage...all so I could eat this lovely Sprit of America snacky cake on the Fourth of July. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/115215259731822890/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=115215259731822890&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115215259731822890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115215259731822890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/07/revolutions.html' title='revolutions'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-115056330883611395</id><published>2006-06-17T12:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-24T06:19:52.133-04:00</updated><title type='text'>sometimes it needs to happen....</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/115056330883611395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=115056330883611395&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115056330883611395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115056330883611395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/06/sometimes-it-needs-to-happen.html' title='sometimes it needs to happen....'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-115017118768448331</id><published>2006-06-12T23:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-12T23:59:47.706-04:00</updated><title type='text'>memorial day and 666</title><summary type='text'>Sunset on Nine Corners Lake...what a sight, right? I escaped the city with a few friends on Memorial Day weekend to celebrate my entry into the dirty thirty club. Why write about the camping trip when it can all be seen here.Bonus photos here, of last week's adventure in greenwood cemetery for the channeling of  spirits on 666.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/115017118768448331/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=115017118768448331&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115017118768448331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/115017118768448331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/06/memorial-day-and-666.html' title='memorial day and 666'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-114836202573294172</id><published>2006-05-23T01:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-23T01:28:29.713-04:00</updated><title type='text'>dirty-something...</title><summary type='text'>hoo-haw...i'm finally thirtysomething...now I can identify with the damned show...ah, the meaning of life....in the meantime enjoy this beautiful video of chrissy-poo making titty cakes...(above pic of mz. dani after playtime with the maggot infested wig from underhill avenue...)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/114836202573294172/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=114836202573294172&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114836202573294172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114836202573294172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/05/dirty-something.html' title='dirty-something...'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-114739932767355104</id><published>2006-05-11T21:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-11T22:03:33.270-04:00</updated><title type='text'>swiss missy</title><summary type='text'>Oh, the wrong dose of my beloved swiss kriss and a rush-hour train ride home a good pair do not make. If you've ever had a combination of the two, then you'll know how on edge it can cause one to become. I boarded my train home this evening, clutching my midsection occasionally because of some dumb idea that I had early this morning - to take my beloved swiss kriss *before* rather than *after* </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/114739932767355104/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=114739932767355104&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114739932767355104'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114739932767355104'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/05/swiss-missy.html' title='swiss missy'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-114731944956098591</id><published>2006-05-10T23:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-11T00:15:24.770-04:00</updated><title type='text'>rechazamientos de mi cumpleaños</title><summary type='text'>*** -ooh will be out of town then but thanks for the invite...when's your bday?  we'll have to celebrate...-dammit! i love her! but i leave the day before for chatauqua ny.  :(-i can't swing it, babe.  but have a fantastic time!-Hey,  I'd love to but I have my own show that night.  Waa.     I'll send you an email from home with info on my show. It's a rock show with the band XXX at XXX. Fun. We </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/114731944956098591/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=114731944956098591&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114731944956098591'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114731944956098591'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/05/rechazamientos-de-mi-cumpleaos.html' title='rechazamientos de mi cumpleaños'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-114580389397376716</id><published>2006-04-23T10:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-01T16:43:13.936-04:00</updated><title type='text'>lil' bit o' liza never did nobody wrong...</title><summary type='text'>I'm actually quite jealous of her hairdo...back in 2000 I had the same 'do, but was lacking in the dance moves.....oh, she's quite a gem, isn't she?click here to see what the hell I'm talkin' 'bout....(turn up your speakers!)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/114580389397376716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=114580389397376716&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114580389397376716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114580389397376716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/04/lil-bit-o-liza-never-did-nobody-wrong.html' title='lil&apos; bit o&apos; liza never did nobody wrong...'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-114434733342620337</id><published>2006-04-06T14:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-27T07:47:06.086-04:00</updated><title type='text'>the men I attract</title><summary type='text'>Ummm, what? This was sent to me by some guy that I think(?) wants to meet/get with me? WTF...  hey yo, i think u gonna be some kind of funnie. am "solomon", and am make u laugh.."there is one effeminate man who is transexual and has soo many girl friends, they never knew he was a guy.one day,they were cursing themselves, and the man said to a lady"ya mamma's breast is soo powdered that if she </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/114434733342620337/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=114434733342620337&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114434733342620337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114434733342620337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/04/men-i-attract.html' title='the men I attract'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-114411459488227101</id><published>2006-04-03T21:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-06T14:31:53.363-04:00</updated><title type='text'>a kiwi and a baby</title><summary type='text'>Upon looking at him and then his work, I take great pause and think about my brief two-week experience with the artist lionel bawden. We met by chance through a friend and luckily spent some odd days exploring the city. From classy joints like the Metropolitan Opera to dingy places like le cock, we tried to squeeze it all in. Anyway, some of his artwork is listed here, here and here…and I just </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/114411459488227101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=114411459488227101&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114411459488227101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114411459488227101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/04/kiwi-and-baby.html' title='a kiwi and a baby'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-114090851863104768</id><published>2006-02-25T17:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-27T20:59:02.656-05:00</updated><title type='text'>VHKB</title><summary type='text'>Thursday night was spent with Dan at the Deitch for  The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black experience, where I vaguely remember images of turkey basters and naked women piled upon each other, and a child on stage that kept dancing around...reminding me of the Bebe Marie, by Joseph Cornell. I tried to take some fotos of the experience, but these drunk williamsburg fucks kept blockin' the view. I </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114090851863104768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114090851863104768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/02/vhkb.html' title='VHKB'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-114056845708998897</id><published>2006-02-21T19:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-21T19:48:30.296-05:00</updated><title type='text'>family time</title><summary type='text'>This past weekend was spent with my crazy family down in DC...naturally, a detox session will be in place for all who were in attendance as there was tons o' eatin' and drinkin' and umm...yeah, you know that other stuff. Dani and I had to self-medicate for the chinatown bus ride down, so Friday night was spent at the family home relaxin' and catchin' up. Highlights were of a huge-ass brunch that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114056845708998897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/114056845708998897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/02/family-time.html' title='family time'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-113997601473778865</id><published>2006-02-14T22:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-14T23:01:46.446-05:00</updated><title type='text'>v-day, part deux</title><summary type='text'>I nearly wanted to vomit when I took an afternoon walk and stumbled across the scene above...could they have dyed it that color, or was it the blood of every *single* person, slicing away at the delicate flesh of the wrist? I'd like to think the latter, but the hearts give it all away. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113997601473778865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113997601473778865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/02/v-day-part-deux.html' title='v-day, part deux'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-113965098695540824</id><published>2006-02-11T04:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-11T04:43:06.963-05:00</updated><title type='text'>v day</title><summary type='text'>  Valentine's Day wishes for all....  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113965098695540824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113965098695540824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/02/v-day.html' title='v day'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-113954646772256825</id><published>2006-02-09T23:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-10T10:28:31.933-05:00</updated><title type='text'>they come in 3's</title><summary type='text'>A co-worker was the first to go back in November...cancer that had spread all over his body. Grandma was the second, passing away a day before her 80th birthday--the family joked that she was too vain to turn 80. Then there was Nina. That whore was preparing for the last four years and she finally did it.Ah, such beautiful souls will be missed.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113954646772256825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113954646772256825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/02/they-come-in-3s.html' title='they come in 3&apos;s'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-113846072365154121</id><published>2006-01-28T09:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-28T10:05:23.670-05:00</updated><title type='text'>big gunz</title><summary type='text'>One of these days, Matt is going to be on one of the big network talk shows, talking about how he, "didn't mean to kill all those white yuppies"...we're all just waiting for him to crack and start renting cabins out in the middle of nowhere...collecting piss in milk jugs, making voodoo dolls, etc....</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113846072365154121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113846072365154121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/01/big-gunz.html' title='big gunz'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-113734732688596464</id><published>2006-01-15T12:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-15T12:50:19.533-05:00</updated><title type='text'>still learning</title><summary type='text'>After all these years, my brother is still learning how to write and is still forming his opinion...well into his mid-30's.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113734732688596464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113734732688596464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/01/still-learning.html' title='still learning'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-113728304595459229</id><published>2006-01-14T18:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-01-14T19:09:33.346-05:00</updated><title type='text'>burnin' churches</title><summary type='text'>Lately, I've found myself inside the chapel of the almighty lord. I thought I'd provide proof I have not yet caught afire...  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113728304595459229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113728304595459229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2006/01/burnin-churches_14.html' title='burnin&apos; churches'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-113206274337259805</id><published>2005-11-15T08:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-15T08:52:23.383-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Git 'er clean</title><summary type='text'>So, who knew that a good enema would do the trick and get one out of uber-depression.  Thanks to the folks at LucasEntertainment/LucasBlog, I took the advice and cleared my head..errr...other head....check out the tips here.   I like the part about not using vinegar....you'll see why....ewww;)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113206274337259805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113206274337259805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/11/git-er-clean.html' title='Git &apos;er clean'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-113115379151604553</id><published>2005-11-04T20:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-04T20:23:11.526-05:00</updated><title type='text'>SAD days ahead...</title><summary type='text'>What does one do when one's uber-depressed? a) drink massive amounts of ginger aleb) smoke massive amounts maryc) listen to Jeff Buckley's Grace album over and over, and over and over...d) stare at the computer screen hoping that something will pop out and make one smileThat's what you're supposed to do....I think...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/113115379151604553/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=113115379151604553&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113115379151604553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/113115379151604553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/11/sad-days-ahead.html' title='SAD days ahead...'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-112578240928559458</id><published>2005-09-03T16:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-22T08:59:30.166-04:00</updated><title type='text'>my kidz kidz's</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday I played dad with my friend Sher'n's kid, both being expats living in Raleigh. After the office tour and faux "missing you's" she and I ditched to Central Park. The park was dead...probably an energy drain from all the sh*t goin' on in New Orleans. Well, daddy got tired of playin' daddy so Chrissy-poo and I met up to organize an escape out of BoCoCa and Katrina. What better than the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/112578240928559458/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=112578240928559458&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112578240928559458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112578240928559458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/09/my-kidz-kidzs.html' title='my kidz kidz&apos;s'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-112526458033434184</id><published>2005-08-28T17:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-28T17:29:40.340-04:00</updated><title type='text'>horse playas</title><summary type='text'>Friday was draggin' me down until the clock hit 5:29 pm, thus settin' me free.  That afternoon C-poo was sayin' something about how her anus had relocated between her shoulder blades.  Ah, that ain't no good, so I decided to invite ms. dani and chrissy-poo over for some horsin' around with masques and educational writing utensils--the kind teachers use when illustrating the evils of society.The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/112526458033434184/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=112526458033434184&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112526458033434184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112526458033434184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/08/horse-playas.html' title='horse playas'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-112467836773598080</id><published>2005-08-21T22:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-21T23:11:53.310-04:00</updated><title type='text'>snugglin' up in s.i.</title><summary type='text'>Chrissy-poo and I took some vitamin b complex and trekked out to snug harbor on staten island. Getting to the ferry was a bit irritating especially when we got stuck in the pits of canal street station--mmm, delish. Once on the ferry, we scored some good seats facing out towards the statue and ellis island and jers...the windy transit was a relief from the frying pan. The Snug greeted us with a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/112467836773598080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=112467836773598080&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112467836773598080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112467836773598080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/08/snugglin-up-in-si.html' title='snugglin&apos; up in s.i.'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-112362948648659583</id><published>2005-08-07T22:13:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-10T18:43:53.493-04:00</updated><title type='text'>dollz</title><summary type='text'>Chris, Mark and I hit Jackson Heights on Sunday to grab some Indian food and do some cheap shopping. I was entranced by all the eerie looking mannequins that looked sorta like the dolls from Barbarella--I was waiting for any one of 'em to start chomping at my stockings. After hitting the Indian section we headed over to the Latin section for some dollar store adventures and a few margaritas at </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/112362948648659583/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=112362948648659583&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112362948648659583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112362948648659583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/08/dollz.html' title='dollz'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-112362939225618358</id><published>2005-07-31T21:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-09T19:46:14.196-04:00</updated><title type='text'>silver club</title><summary type='text'>She's still a lickin' and a tickin'. A few days ago she turned 50 or something...jeez, I've lost track. Friday, she and I decided to hit Aunt Suzie's for a lil' bit o' eye-talian food and then grabbed some lil' chocolates from the semi-new Chocolatier on 5th in Pork Slap. We ended up watching this B-movie titled, Rolling Kansas, which totally brought me back to my days in Lawrence-cough, cough. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/112362939225618358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=112362939225618358&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112362939225618358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112362939225618358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/07/silver-club.html' title='silver club'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-112252406089229614</id><published>2005-07-27T23:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-30T11:07:09.976-04:00</updated><title type='text'>reunited</title><summary type='text'>I was in Kansas a few weeks back for the big ol' family reunion, which happened to coincide with the Mexican Fiesta held in my ol' 'hood. Relatives came from all over the states and Mexico...even one from BoCoCa, Brooklyn that I hadn't seen in 15 years. Crazy to think that he lives just a few miles away and I haven't seen him in that long. One of the weekend's highlights was seeing mi abuelita </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/112252406089229614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=112252406089229614&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112252406089229614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112252406089229614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/07/reunited.html' title='reunited'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-112213294325550916</id><published>2005-07-05T18:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-23T12:12:44.556-04:00</updated><title type='text'>mz. america</title><summary type='text'>Lady Uffish is so patriotic sometimes it makes me want to cry. She and I decided to spend the 4th at her co-worker's garden party, and I was finally able to meet all of the fabulous people that are helping to make it a better place for you and me. After hitting the rooftop, where we were able to see all three fireworks presentations, we headed back down to the garden and were treated to not one, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/112213294325550916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=112213294325550916&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112213294325550916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112213294325550916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/07/mz-america.html' title='mz. america'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-112213290941479634</id><published>2005-07-02T19:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-23T11:51:33.810-04:00</updated><title type='text'>not in my backyard</title><summary type='text'>Chrissy-poo and I took a lil' walk over to the Atlantic Yards to catch a glimpse of it all before its turned into some megalopolis of buildings. I'd rather have art like this than some ginormous stadium with screaming, drunken sports fanatics....but that's just me. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/112213290941479634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=112213290941479634&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112213290941479634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112213290941479634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/07/not-in-my-backyard.html' title='not in my backyard'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-112213317152295208</id><published>2005-06-26T23:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-23T11:47:06.310-04:00</updated><title type='text'>gay shame</title><summary type='text'>Yuval was in town from DC so we decided to hit the big ol' gay parade down 5th Avenue. Here's just a few pics from the day...and this lady had the prettiest thing goin' on...while this one was clearly tired. Hell, I would be too if I would've walked 50+ blocks in high heels...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/112213317152295208/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=112213317152295208&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112213317152295208'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/112213317152295208'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/06/gay-shame_26.html' title='gay shame'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111993291256626936</id><published>2005-06-18T12:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-07-10T12:05:06.923-04:00</updated><title type='text'>arkansas y'all</title><summary type='text'>We had the best time in Arkansas...here's a lil' rundown on the big trip. (abbreviated, cuz' i'm ass-tired) We flew into this beautiful thunderstorm over Little Rock that totally looked like it was going to bring the plane down. Luckily, Chrissy-poo and I knew just what to do. (take note of the lil' mess someone made on the corner of the guide) Right after landing we drove the long-haul up to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111993291256626936/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111993291256626936&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111993291256626936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111993291256626936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/06/arkansas-yall_18.html' title='arkansas y&apos;all'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111706892060409890</id><published>2005-05-25T20:40:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-06-28T00:19:05.660-04:00</updated><title type='text'>b*tches are finally gone....</title><summary type='text'>Phew...what a long weekend...Beck and R. came over from st. paul, mn. and helped me celebrate my b-day...a wonderful crowd attended and mine ear belonged to her for the evening...The long weekend was pretty interesting, in that the girls didn't want to explore the city...it took them getting lost in crown heights to realize the importance of a friggin' map.  We spent Friday roaming around the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111706892060409890/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111706892060409890&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111706892060409890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111706892060409890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/05/btches-are-finally-gone.html' title='b*tches are finally gone....'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111619208064584060</id><published>2005-05-15T17:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-05-25T20:40:09.953-04:00</updated><title type='text'>tummy tartare</title><summary type='text'>ah, who knew a lil' tuna sandwich in hell's kitchen could do so much damage....luckily, chrissy-poo helped nurse me back to health by accompanying me to dinner and then treated me to a viewing of Dog Day Afternoon. (re: link, thanks, c.) Oh, how I wish I could find someone so caring.....minus the occasional gun-to-the-head.....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111619208064584060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111619208064584060&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111619208064584060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111619208064584060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/05/tummy-tartare.html' title='tummy tartare'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111543265237930115</id><published>2005-05-06T22:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-05-06T22:35:23.656-04:00</updated><title type='text'>cover up...</title><summary type='text'>chatterbox sometimes he does this trick where he makes his brooch jump...mostly, if you mention anything regarding this...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111543265237930115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111543265237930115&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111543265237930115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111543265237930115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/05/cover-up.html' title='cover up...'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111488852249450362</id><published>2005-04-30T15:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-04-30T15:25:31.326-04:00</updated><title type='text'>workin' girl...</title><summary type='text'> she finally found somethin' that will be sure to impress during her upcoming interview(s)...a Calvin Tran that can be worn 8 different ways....she can even do the dishes....she's a workin' girl...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111488852249450362/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111488852249450362&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111488852249450362'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111488852249450362'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/04/workin-girl.html' title='workin&apos; girl...'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111405464647137022</id><published>2005-04-20T23:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-04-21T00:00:30.616-04:00</updated><title type='text'>wha?</title><summary type='text'>so, one cold winter's day, lady uffish decided to knit me a-somethin' beautiful....doesn't it look so *hot* on my friend's baby?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111405464647137022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111405464647137022&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111405464647137022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111405464647137022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/04/wha_20.html' title='wha?'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111335303532044897</id><published>2005-04-12T20:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-04-12T23:30:11.330-04:00</updated><title type='text'>way back when...</title><summary type='text'>branner school Long, long ago when my mother worked for the evil, evil Catholic Church, I would go to visit her two or three times a week, passing by this building and thinking that it looked so majestic, beautiful and haunted...all at the same time. One day on my way to visit ma, my father noted to me that the majestic red building was once a schoolhouse for the local children--the kids that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111335303532044897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111335303532044897&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111335303532044897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111335303532044897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/04/way-back-when.html' title='way back when...'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111284453298833683</id><published>2005-04-06T23:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-04-06T23:33:02.553-04:00</updated><title type='text'>springtime in ks</title><summary type='text'>I'm too dahled up on nyquil to even write about my recent trip to the land of Oz (ahhhhshit)....but I'll leave you with one pretty picture from the ranch....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111284453298833683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111284453298833683&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111284453298833683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111284453298833683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/04/springtime-in-ks.html' title='springtime in ks'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111218870601587456</id><published>2005-03-30T08:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-03-30T08:18:26.016-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Matchmaker, matchmaker...</title><summary type='text'>...make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch...Yeah, I have this amazing talent.  As soon as I find someone that I'm attracted to, and the attraction is mutual, and when I find the social climate ripe to introduce that crush to a group of friends, it always happens that the crush finds another in the group to be with....matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match, find me a find, catch me a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111218870601587456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111218870601587456&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111218870601587456'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111218870601587456'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/03/matchmaker-matchmaker.html' title='Matchmaker, matchmaker...'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111198157464591296</id><published>2005-03-27T22:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-03-28T08:29:31.310-05:00</updated><title type='text'>dirty deeds</title><summary type='text'>Can you believe someone tried to serve me this on Friday night at an upscale locale in BoCoCa? Well, not really, but I thought it characterized an evening well spent with friends.After having helped move my friend Sher'n outta her place down the block on Saturday morn', and after cleansing away all the accumulated dust of two years of neglect in housekeeping, I came across this. I was so shocked </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111198157464591296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111198157464591296&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111198157464591296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111198157464591296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/03/dirty-deeds.html' title='dirty deeds'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111179670891844375</id><published>2005-03-25T19:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-03-25T19:27:41.533-05:00</updated><title type='text'>good fridaze.....</title><summary type='text'>Jesu Criste....please help a brotha out.....I really shouldn't have had those two pieces of pizza on Wednesday....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111179670891844375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111179670891844375&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111179670891844375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111179670891844375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/03/good-fridaze.html' title='good fridaze.....'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111159260815573671</id><published>2005-03-23T10:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-03-23T10:47:46.976-05:00</updated><title type='text'>gawd, I luv nyc....</title><summary type='text'>Since when is going to a Whole Foods like being in Mickie D's??? After work, I decided to walk around downtown, cruise as usual, and take various peeks at the cute lil' doggie windows on Christopher Street....how do they keep all that poo outta the cages?? Anyway, I headed up to Union Square to see what was goin' on and saw this rush of people heading into the entrance of Whole Foods, reminiscent</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111159260815573671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111159260815573671&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111159260815573671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111159260815573671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/03/gawd-i-luv-nyc.html' title='gawd, I luv nyc....'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111143510756540075</id><published>2005-03-21T14:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-03-21T14:59:46.030-05:00</updated><title type='text'>screams...</title><summary type='text'>Hallelujah! I hear seagulls outside....ja, stayed home today cause I had to...umm, I guess it was my ears or sumthin'...ah, spring is almost here...put those razorblades away...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111143510756540075/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111143510756540075&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111143510756540075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111143510756540075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/03/screams.html' title='screams...'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11586556.post-111142152299294369</id><published>2005-03-21T11:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-03-21T11:19:20.466-05:00</updated><title type='text'>sunday morn'</title><summary type='text'>it was kind of weird walkin' around at that time of night...but then suddenly there was this Luftpause, and all was made calm....the mall of fulton </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/feeds/111142152299294369/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11586556&amp;postID=111142152299294369&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111142152299294369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11586556/posts/default/111142152299294369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albordede.blogspot.com/2005/03/sunday-morn.html' title='sunday morn&apos;'/><author><name>j</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04185769803413058208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/126/4246/640/babybad.edit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
